Go Cubs Go

Besides giving you a lovely view of my stove, I thought I'd show off my colors! The season starts Monday. Anyone remember these 1970's jerseys?

Happy Easter

So you and the kids are decorating eggs this weekend? Here's some inspiration for you! Actually it's an emu egg. Read about this amazing artist here...http://theeggshellsculptor.com/EmuEggs.html

Staind

Wow, two blogs in one day. Making up for lost time. This entry is not about the band Staind despite the title. It's about me as a stain. What? Did you see the commercial during the Super Bowl with the talking stain? My friend Candy (with the help of the Tide website) has created a talking Steve stain. Check it out http://www.mytalkingstain.com/?mid=26204238

Job change

After watching several of the speeches given by the presidential candidates following primary wins, I think I am ready for a new career. Goodbye commercial writing, hello speech writing. They seem to follow a formula and be pretty easy to write. For example, "Wow, it's great to be here in (fill in the blank.) (pause for applause.) Today you sent a clear message at the polls (pause for applause.) I want to be your president because (fill in hot topic of the moment and pause for applause.) I have the experience necessary to lead this great country in the years ahead (pause...well you know.) (Now go into personal story of someone you met while in this state and how their life will be better with you as president...pausing often of course for applause.) Again, thank you and remember to vote for me in November! (applause)