Two unpleasant stories

Yes, those Christmas lights look nice, but they could be the latest product containing unsafe amounts of lead. I guess just looking at them won't hurt.

Just for fun, check out this story (from Fox news of all places) about a guy whose flatulance has gotten him in trouble at his favorite watering hole... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316005,00.html Evidently you can't smoke or pass gas inside now.