The Doctor is sick

I know I haven't blogged in awhile. I've just been waiting for inspiration to strike. Boy did it strike today. You know when you go to the doctor, there's always that small talk, "Hey how about those Cubs" or "the weather's finally getting better,"or "hey I heard about your arrest with the burrito, Captain America!" A Florida doctor it seems, was out at a pub crawl with other doctors. Many were wearing costumes as part of the festivities. This particular Captain America had a burrito in his pants and got into trouble for harrassing ladies with it. No word on whether it was a 7 layer burrito or if he preferred hot or mild sauce (shoddy reporting if you ask me.) The 54 year old doctor further distinguished himself when at the police station, he tried to flush a joint down the toilet. Sounds like someone better get a check up from the neck up!