You blockhead!

Forget the old natural vs artificial tree debate. Buy this tree and you won't have to spend hours stringing lights, hanging ornaments and trying to get that darn star to stay on top. This is the Charlie Brown Pathetic tree. It comes complete with one ornament and bendable branches, so you can have it drooping over if you prefer. Not a whole lot of room for presents underneath, but as Linus would remind us, that's not the real meaning of Christmas anyway. If you want to find out more,
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