Goodbye Stardust
Another Las Vegas mainstay is going away. The Stardust, part of the "old Vegas" is being torn down to make way for a new place, called Echelon. It will have 5,000 rooms, 2 theaters and a shopping mall. All the casinos are trying to out-do each other. You've got one that's shaped like an Egyptian pyramid, one with a working volcano, one with an amusement park and one with a pirate ship (boy they were ahead of the trend on that one.) Bigger, and flashier, is better. So we'll have the Echelon in 2010. What's next? Perhaps they can figure a way to put a landing strip on top of a hotel. Fly in and gamble the minute you step off the plane! Place bets on whether your luggage is lost! Those guys with the flashlights and earplugs guiding the planes will be replaced with sexy showgirls. Evian will flow from the showerheads and your linens will be of the finest silk...welcome to Parker Palace, opening...well, whenever I win the lottery.
posted by Steve Parker @ 4:46 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Just four questions... and four questions, only: 1)Why, at the last remote, did you attempt to tap dance to Joan Jett's "I Love Rock and Roll?" You looked awkward and out of place and made all of your fans uncomfortable. 2) Why did you lean down and whisper in each person's ear: "Tony Orlando and Dawn rule!" Not only was this out of place, but your garlic and onion breath was overpowering. 3) Why did you keep sticking your microphone in between the spokes of the wheel of that handicapped man's wheelchair? If that's your idea of "fun," then I'd hate to see your idea of "mischief." 4) Why do you never respond to my questions that I ask of you, on this blog? I'm only asking the types of questions that all of your fans want answers to.
Your comments/questions are very strange. I don't recall any of the incidents you mention.
Listen, Steve, why don't you finally tell this loser to buzz off? He's bothering the hell out of all who read your blog for its fine content. If this is what he sees at your remotes, then maybe he needs to be locked up in a straight jacket and sent to an institution. We'll take turns at mailing him letters, updating him on what he's missing at your remotes. His psychiatrist can blindfold him and read to him, asking him to visualize "Wildman" Steve, once again!
I'm simply sick of all of the pretentiousness of the blog- both the host's comments and the visitors who respond. It reminds me of a retarded version of a bad "Abbott and Costello" act. Could someone please say something half-intelligent?!!
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