TGIF
Just got this memo from the boss...Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you
are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so
that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday and Sunday.
Just kiddin'...thanks Sue for the e-mail!
posted by Steve Parker @ 7:25 PM
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1 Comments:
What about the time, at the recent remote, when you came dressed in a tin foil shirt and were nude from the waist down? You told the car dealer to make sure they hosed your seat down, after you got done sitting in it. After all, you said that you had painful hemmorhoids. You then took the shirt off, rolled it into a ball, and threw it at Ricardo, the head mechanic. I know that radio dj's like to make an entrance, but a half-nude tin man is a sin, man!
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