Monopoly keeps up with the times

Another part of my childhood is going away. Parker Brothers is replacing the colorful money in their Monopoly game with a fake debit card reader. You can read about it here. Of course, the game has to keep up with the times. I am a little worried about other changes they could make however. "You're caught cooking the books, go directly to jail, do not pass go." "You take away your employee's retirement and health benefits, collect $1 million." "Your company contributes to all the right politicians, do whatever you want!" And I'm really worried what new crimes and methods of murder they may come up with for Clue!