No Pants Day

I'm thinking of taking Friday off. No, not because of Cinco De Mayo and not just to get a 3-day weekend (although either reason would be sufficient.) It's because Friday is national No Pants Day. I guess we're all supposed to walk around in our underwear. Sure, this may sound like fun but I'm not sure I want to see my co-workers like that. Is Brian a boxers or briefs guy? I don't want to know! Imagine going to your favorite restaurant and the big, hairy guy preparing your food is wearing skimpy briefs (well, that image is a good appetite-suppresant.) Actually, I don't think this is an officially-sanctioned holiday so chances are not many people will "participate." Thank goodness! We don't need to see our congress men and women in their Fruit of the Looms!