Get out the crazy glue!

Did you hear about the guy in Britian who was visiting a museum and broke "three Qing dynasty vases, dating from the late 17th or early 18th century." He tripped on his shoelace and just knocked them over! Seems they should have been behind a glass or something. I am occasionally klutzy but I can't top this. The unfortunate guy has been banned from the museum. I was just thinking of some other businesses that better beware when this guy comes a-callin'. Imagine you're a car dealer and he wants to take a test drive. Will he even make it out of the parking lot? Lincoln's home, look out! He might track mud on the carpet, spill something on a historic document, maybe even set the curtains on fire! I'd have him in for an interview but first, he's in England and second, there's way too much expensive equipment around here!